Friday 22 November 2013

61. I don’t like the works Christmas meals

I appreciate the employment

But for Christmas meals you’re slacking

Yes the basic concept is there

But it’s so sloppy I need an extra napkin

It comes in a tub

And the knife and fork are plastic

Honestly,

I’d rather have a sandwich.

I don’t want you to think I don’t appreciate

The festive effort you’ve put into this plate

And the variety of food you’ve really tried to do something great

But I’m pretty sure a turkey isn’t that colour and doesn’t come in that shape

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