We may never know the true answer to this question
With as many enemies as Mr Blobby had
Finding the murderer is near impossible.
I think you’ll all agree, the most likely suspect is Barney
the Dinosaur.
Not only are they equally strange creatures of a similar size
and colour, but
I heard Noel Edmunds tried it on with a girl Barney fancied.
That must have been the last straw.
Noel would have been the target
But no one wants to get that close to Noel Edmunds for any
reason.
Blobby had to go.
I’ll spare you the gory details of the crime as I’m sure we’d
rather remember blobby the way we see him in our minds
A big wobbly shit talking twat we’re sad we didn’t kill
ourselves.
Unless you’re repellent as Noel Edmunds
Don’t fuck with Barney
Purple Dinosaurs are always pissed off.
I would be if I was a purple Dinosaur
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