Friday 22 November 2013

43. All I want for Gristmas is Mark

All I want for Gristmas is Mark to start using one of his watches

I don’t mean wearing them

I mean reading them

Maybe he can’t read clocks

If that’s the case I feel bad.

However I’m sure he’s got a nice digital I could teach him to read

For me, Christmas isn’t December 25th

Christmas is dead

But one day

Mark will use his watch and turns up at the agreed time

On that day, elves will start singing

Raindeers will cross the sky above my head

And I will be filled with such joy I melt

Like the kid’s snowman I took a blowtorch to because I’m so bitter about Mark never being on time.

What a glorious day that will be

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