Friday 22 November 2013

40. This isn’t my pancake

This isn’t my pancake

But I’m still going to eat it

I don’t care that this is your pancake

I am still going to eat it

Which really makes it my pancake

If you want a pancake your best bet is to buy another and eat that one

You can scream about how this ‘isn’t my pancake’ all you like

If you really want to stop me eating it

Go get another pancake for me

And you can have this one back.

 

Hi. Thanks for returning with another pancake

Unfortunately you took too long

I’m am now hungrier than before and will need both pancakes to sustain me.

Thank you for my two pancakes.

Maybe you should get something for yourself.

Cauliflower maybe.

I won’t take that from you.

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