Friday 22 November 2013

4. Letter to my 5 year old self

You think your shit hot don’t your

Well you’re not dickhead

Sitting there building bricks out of lego.

All carefree and curious

Dreading night time and those noises you think are a monster.

It’s the radiator you little twat

Your dad told you it’s the radiator yet you chose not to believe him.

What sort of monster makes a noise like water filling a hollow metal grid?

I hope that radiator explodes when you walk past it and turns you into a monster

Maybe then you won’t be so cocky in later life

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