Friday, 22 November 2013

76. If I was a girl

I expect I’d spend a lot of time looking at myself

When the novelty wore off I expect I’d spend a lot of time looking at other women

I would take advantage of that girly charm many men fall victim to

Free drinks till I was in a bit of a state

I’d go to visit my friends baby mum who uses their kid as a weapon

And kick her in the vagina.

The mums that is.

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