Friday, 22 November 2013

25. Why can’t we decorate the flat for Christmas yet

IT’S NOVEMBER!!

NOVEMBER!!!

IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER!!!

As if it isn’t bad enough that every shop is blaring out Cliff Richard

And every window is draped in fairy lights

You want me to come home when it’s not even the same month as Christmas

And deal with that shit at home? You think that tree’s happy? No, it likes being outside.

When December comes, have your fun, string the cards up

Hang sparkly dangling crap from the ceiling. I will be there for you on Christmas day

But it’s November

NOVEMBER!!! IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER!!!

Keep those decorations away

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