100 Poems in a day 2013
Friday 22 November 2013
100. Let me put my poems in you
Hey baby You like poems? I got poems. I got short poems, long poems Thin poems, fat poems Good poems, bad poems Funny ...
99. What kind of fruit?
What kind of fruit you on fam? See I been smashing oranges since day I’m convinced they’re the meanest Clementines preferably I...
I used to buy a bad of seed to feed the ducks the sheep and geese Run out then go buy more I only just realise how stupid I was ...
97. Zombie walk
Once a year people used to dress up as zombies and walk through town centre Which was a great bit of fun Until the time a few real...
96. The man who’s shrew was his horse and his horse was his shrew
His shrew was his horse and his horse was his shrew It was nothing to do with their size He rode his shrew to work each day And...
95. I spammed you with silly titles
Thanks for that mate, cheers. Tell me something I don’t know? Next time? Yeah? Nice one
94. Mummy grist
My god of twitter who watches over me I never know when you’re looking I’m sorry if you see some inappropriate things. Bless us...
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