Friday 22 November 2013

97. Zombie walk

Once a year people used to dress up as zombies and walk through town centre

Which was a great bit of fun

Until the time a few real zombies turned up

And shit got incredibly real.

The poor stupid ignorant spectators didn’t run or fight

They just stood there giggling as the zombies tore through their flesh like it were a bowl of custard.

Now the zombies walk everyday

But there’s much fewer twats on the street

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