89. Someone else’s tooth brush

‘Some are green and blue, some are blue and green

We’ll have one each. I’ll take green and blue’

Turned out to be the stupidest statement I ever made

When I realised in fact, they weren’t blue and green and green and blue

But exactly the same.

I’m still using the ones I think are mine

Those on the left, the green and blue, I keep in the same place.

But sometimes I worry that they move and if it was me who left that spot of toothpaste.

Plus those other ones don’t look like they’ve been used yet

How could I be so useless

Next time I’ll get a variety of colours and won’t be so fucking stupid

In the future, get your own tooth brush’s