19. Don't talk when I'm watching the Simpsons

There is no order and combination of words you can use

That will make me excuse how rude I’ll feel you are

If you ever. Dare. Talking.

When I’m watching the Simpsons.

If it’s past the couch scene in a homer heavy episode of my favourite yellow people,

There is nothing you have to say that I care about.

I don’t care if the house is on fire, or there’s bears at the door

If you’ve broken your leg or glued your hair to the floor

If you’re scared and preparing for another world war

You can shut your mouth, don’t fucking talk

When I’m watching the Simpsons